I know what you’re thinking. No way. There is no way those idiots got another dog. You, my wise, young friend, would be wrong. We did...

26. That’s not really a birthday people go out of their way to celebrate, is it? There's no sash, no dedicated balloons, no level...

Four years. For almost four years, I have been documenting and scripting my various bouts of crying, whining, and complaining for all to...

Ahh, a girl and her basset hound. I’ve never seen a photograph capture a relationship of mine with such incredible precision and clarity....

This morning, stressed and anxious, and needing a run more than anything else in the world, I went on a hunt for my running shoes. After...

We are shaking things up on Confessions of a Negative (N)ellie, today. How you say? Well, with a game, of course! You dear, beloved,...

Alright, after weeks of in depth field work and experience, I’m here to report my findings. For decades, rumors have circled the globe,...

It is a well known fact here in the world of Negative (N)ellie that one basset hound reigns supreme as my nemesis. Proudly, she claims...

In case you managed to miss the overwhelmingly gloomy, murmur-ridden posts I have released over the past few months, here is a quick...

Twenty-five. How have I possibly been alive that long??? Looking back, some of the trials I have faced make me feel like I should be a...